On this week’s episode, Summer Blockbuster!?! meets Bollywood as we take on 2015’s Indian epic BAAHUBALI: THE BEGINNING, a film that is 90% CGI and 100% batshit insane. Will our hero ever discover that he is the long-lost son of the titular, all-powerful warrior? It might be a whole lot easier if he would stop singing, dancing, desecrating sacred religious monuments, sexually degrading women, and decapitating complete strangers. And that’s just the first half of this film! Michael Bay, eat your heart out.