Just in time for Thanksgiving, we take on 1991’s John Hughes-penned road trip comedy DUTCH, in which Ed O’Neill travels across the country to bring home his girlfriend’s bratty teenage son for Turkey Day. And nothing screams the holidays like child abuse, Marxism, thieving prostitutes, homeless shelters, fireworks, and horny teens. Yeah, this movie is real freakin’ weird, to the point that its summer release date seems relatively sane in comparison. So grab a turkey leg and a warm gun and spend Thanksgiving with SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER!?!